{ Team StarKid }
{ GLEEK OUT }
{ GLEEK OUT }
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Loki:
Please tell me your going to appeal to my humanity.
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Tony Stark:
Uh, actually I plan to threaten you.
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Loki:
You should have left your armor on for that.
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Tony Stark:
Eh, it's seen a bit of mileage, and you've got the glowstick of destiny. Would you like a drink?
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Loki:
Stalling me won't change anything.
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Tony Stark:
No no, threatening. No drink, you sure? I'm having one.
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Loki:
The Chitauri are coming nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
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Tony Stark:
The Avengers. Its what we call ourselves, were sorta like a team. Earth's mightiest heros.
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Loki:
Yes, I've met them.
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Tony Stark:
It takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one, but lets do a head count here- your brother, the demi god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues, a couple of master assassins. And you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
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Loki:
That was the plan.
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Tony Stark:
Not a great plan. When they come, and they will. They'll come for you.
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Loki:
I have an army.
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Tony Stark:
We have a Hulk.
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Loki:
I thought the beast had wondered off?
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Tony Stark:
Your missing the point, there is no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe its too much for us. But it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it.
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Loki:
How will your friends have time for me? When their so busy fighting you?
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Tries to use the "glow stick of destiny", once...twice.
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Loki:
Hu. it usually works.
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Tony Stark:
Performance issues. I hear its one out of five.
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Loki throws Stark.
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Tony Stark:
Jarvis, it's about time now.
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Loki picks Stark up.
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Loki:
You will all fall before me.
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Tony Stark:
Deploy!
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Loki Throws Stark out the window and off Stark tower.
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Tony Stark:
Deploy!
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Stark's Mark 7 "deploys" knocking over Loki on its way down to attach itself to Stark. Iron Man flies back up to Loki.
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Iron Man:
And there's one more person you pissed off. His name is Phil.
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
Kurt, to Blaine (x)
ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
so when kurt made this face in “the spanish teacher”
it wasn’t because he would have accepted blaine’s proposal, it was because he did
i wonder how much money we would need to raise to buy Kurt and Blaine’s characters and get them their own show
i think we could manage it
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English:
I love you
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Spanish:
Te amo
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Italian:
Ti amo
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Russian:
Я люблю тебя
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German:
Ich liebe dich
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French:
Je t'aime
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Chinese:
我爱你
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Croatian:
Volim te.
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Hungarian:
Szeretlek
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Tumblr:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
what would blaine anderson do
#drink coffee #jump on furniture #sing and dance along to katy perry #masturbate
Make heart eyes at kurt
i will never look at you the same way again
juicy fruit: the klaine fandom’s new gum of choice
“It was like auction porn - just a fantasy, but it was so hot!”
KURT.
